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DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 15: Rob Zombie- Living Dead Girl

Big hair causing big problems.

Hello again, fans of monster-themed music! DJ Funkenstein coming at you from his creepy undeground studio and I've got another video to add to the party playlist. This one comes from White Zombie alum, Rob Zombie and was probably one of his biggest hits. The song is a ready-made party anthem and the video features ghouls, monsters, strange backdrops and some insanely hot pale chicks. You're gonna love it!

Rob Zombie- "Living Dead Girl"

Well, that one just gets you going, doesn't it? Anyway, that's all for this week, but stop by next time and check out another edition of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist. Oh, and keep an eye out for a lot of new interviews coming out from the rest of the Everyone Dies guys. It's convention season and they're keeping very busy. Rock on!

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: HE TOOK HIS SKIN OFF FOR ME

Hello, hello again. Welcome back, I'm your host. Sorry about last week, I was feeling a bit... under the soil. Tonight, we bring you a special scary story about stripping away skin. What does it mean to be in love? Possibly to peel your pores from your parts? To flay your fingers and feet and face? Would you?...... Anyways, as aforementioned, directed by Ben Aston, MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

HE TOOK HIS SKIN OFF FOR ME

He Took His Skin Off For Me from Ben Aston on Vimeo.

See you again next week. 

- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 14: Ghost BC- Monstrance Clock

Uh-oh, the DJ seems to have found his funky love!

Welcome back folks, to DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist! I'm DJ Funkenstein, your guide through the world of rockin' tunes sure to get those undead booties groovin'! This week I have a song for you from a group I hold very near and dear to the cavity where my heart used to reside. It's "Monstrance Clock" from Ghost BC and the video itself is basically just a live performance from one of their shows. And you might be asking, "How in the world could a live performance be scary enough to be featured on the Party Playlist?" to which I would reply, "Have you seen Papa Emeritus?!?" This Swedish "black metal" band is comprised of five hooded musicians and a lead-singer who dresses up as A FREAKING DEMON POPE!!! Just check it out, enjoy it and just try to not be singing along by the end of the song.

Ghost BC- "Monstrance Clock"

I hope you all dig that tune as much as I do and that you'll stop back next week when I have another music video to add to the playlist! Til next time, happy/haunting listening!

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 13: Aphex Twin- Rubber Johnny

Funkenstein is ready to bring the noise!

Welcome back friends and freaks alike! It's time to add a spooky new music video to the Party Playlist and this week's addition is one that many of you may have already seen a few years back when it hit the internet by storm (and subsequently freaked out a whole load of unsuspecting victims.) The song is "Rubber Johnny" by Aphex Twin and aside from being a super thumpy rave anthem, this video has enough creepy imagery, misshapen heads and drug-induced mouth lasers to give viewers the illusion of some sort of hallucinogenic trip. So just as a disclaimer; no, the DJ did not slip anything into your drink. Please enjoy!  ;)

  

Aphex Twin- "Rubber Johnny"

Whew! I need a nap! Well, I hope y'all party monsters enjoyed this twisted installment of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist and that you'll check back next week when I have another new song to add to the list! Until then, keep on rocking! 

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: TORTUROUS

Hello, hello again. Thank you for joining us here at the MonsterPuke Theater. I'm your host, as you probably already know. Tonight we bring you a chilling comedy about a counselor trying to keep himself cool and collected, to convince the creep killing him to change careers. Here it is, directed by Angus Swantee, this week MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

TORTUROUS

See you again soon, I hope.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 12: Froggy Fresh- Friday the Thirteenth

Even reanimated corpses need privacy!

Welcome back to DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist! This week's ghastly jam comes from an old favorite, Froggy Fresh (with Money-Maker Mike at his side, of course) and this time he's taking on JASON FREAKING VORHEES!!! Excellent makeup, superb fight scenes, and about half a verse dedicated to berry burst lipgloss. What more could you want? Enjoy!

Froggy Fresh- "Friday the 13th"

Hope you groovy gremlins liked that tune as much as I did and if you did be sure to stop back next week for another addition to the playlist and like our Facebook page too! Happy listening!

The Top Ten Caroline Munro Movies - Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines Day all you lovely monsters! Here's our newest video treat for you!

See you guys soon!

- EDATE

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: GOOD LUCK

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, we have for you a very special MonsterPuke Theatre. It's a short written and directed by an undead fellow who is very dear to us here at Everyone Dies at the End, Matt Germeyer. It's a smart but silly story about a scared, starving student struggling to stay safe from stiffs on a search for snacks. MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

GOOD LUCK

Watch your step on your way out, we don't want you ending up here with us permanently, now do we? That's all for tonight. Good luck.

- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 11: Dio- Holy Diver

Ghoul's gotta stay in shape, right?

Hey there folks! Welcome back to the Party Playlist. This week I've got a video that'll get you pumped up (perhaps for a workout session???) and will have you throwing up devil horns in no time. It's Dio's "Holy Diver" and it's an epic 80's metal experience full of gothic imagery, hard rock, and plenty of long, flowing hair! Check it out, get a little nostalgic, and enjoy!

Dio- "Holy Diver"

Well, that's all for this week. Hope you enjoyed this tune from one of rock's all-time greats and that you'll check back next week when I have a new song to add to the playlist! Happy listening!

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: THE CAT WITH HANDS

Back again, I see? Your host, once again welcoming you to join me for a short scare. This week we will be watching a film about a careless chap and a creepy cat. It's a frightening fable about a fantastic feline with a face finding his voice, so to speak. Directed by Robert Morgan, MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

THE CAT WITH HANDS

Hope to see you again soon.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 10: Run the Jewels- 36" Chain

The DJ promises never to make this face again as long as you like his tunes.

Hello again my ghoulish friends, and welcome back to DJ Funkenstein's party playlist! Who's in the mood for a little old-school revenge-fueled violence? I sure know I am, and I've got just the thing. It's a video from one of my favorite rap groups, Run the Jewels. Now, the video starts innocently enough, with Killer Mike and EL-P enlisting the help of their puppet friend, Killums, to help keep kids off the drugs! But when Killums is suddenly kidnapped by a group of masked men, the two rappers take it upon themselves to rescue Killums by any means necessary (and yes, that does include beating Andrew WK senseless.) It's a great song with an equally great video to match. Please enjoy!

 

Run the Jewels- "36" Chain"

Thanks for watching folks and come back next week for another groovy graveyard jam. Like us on Facebook if you haven't and keep checking in here at the blog as we have a lot of exciting news on the way!

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: SEBASTIAN'S VOODOO

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. It's me, your host, here to introduce you to another tiny terror here at the MonsterPuke Theatre. This week, we invite you to view a very violent video about voodoo. It's an amazing animation about an awful abuser and an astounding act of altruism, directed by Joaquin Baldwin. So turn out the lights, or don't... MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

SEBASTIAN'S VOODOO

See you next week.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 9: Ozzy Osbourne- Bark at the Moon

Looks like Funkenstein finally found a friend with common undead interests!

Hello again, to all my creepy, half-dead fans! As promised, I have a throwback jam from a few decades ago from rock god, Ozzy Osbourne. It's "Bark at the Moon" and what's not to love about this video?! It's got a mad scientist, a werewolf, a decomposing corpse and not one, but two, scorching guitar solos! Also, lets talk about that awesome chugging guitar riff throughout. It's certain to put some hair on your chest (and the rest of your body, if you too are afflicted with lycanthropy.) Anyway, enjoy!

Ozzy Osbourne- "Bark at the Moon"

That's all for this week folks, but check back next week for another addition to the Party Playlist and check out our Facebook and drop us a like (is that what the kids are saying nowadays?) if you dig what we're doing. Until next week!

-DJ Funkenstein

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: NIGHT OF THE LITTLE DEAD

Welcome back once again to the MonsterPuke Theatre, your host here. Tonights topic is a terrifying tale about the tiny. A small story about frightened fishermen fighting to save their friends from a formidable foe. Directed by Frank Ippolito and Ezekiel Zabrowski Without further ado, MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

NIGHT OF THE LITTLE DEAD

See you soon, bwahahahaha.
-Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 8: CRUISR- All Over

Welcome back to DJ Funkenstein's subterranean party pit!

Hello and welcome back to DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist! I've got a good one this week folks! The song is called "All Over," by the Philadelphia-based pop-rock group CRUISR and it is catchy as can be. But what really makes the video shine are the beautifully simplistic animations of some of the greatest movie characters of all time, from Jason Vorhees to the alien....ya know, from Alien. Keep an eye out for the fantastic transitions from one character to the next (including Funkenstein's personal favorite; the transition from No Country for Old Men to The Exorcist!) Enjoy!

CRUISR- "All Over"

That's all for this week, gang, but make sure you check back next week when I'll be posting a throwback jam that'll be sure to get you howling! Check out our Facebook page and like us, if you do like us, that is. Happy grooves, y'all!  

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: & TELLER

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. It's your host, again. Welcome back to the MonsterPuke Theatre. This week we bring you a sad story about showbiz and such. Teller tells a terrifying tale about... well.. you'll see. MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

& TELLER

I hope to see you again soon, here at the MonsterPuke Theatre.

- Your Host

Memes! Come get your fresh, delicious horror memes!

So, in case you guys haven't noticed from our incessant Facebook bombardment, we've been working on some funny little memes that are all horror-centric. This is our first collection, but seeing as they're incredibly fun (not to mention, very quick and easy to make) you can expect to see many more on the way soon!

 Suspiria

  Alien

 Deliverance 

Halloween

 High Tension

Jacob's Ladder

Jennifer's Body

Maniac

Nosferatu

Rawhead Rex

That's all for now, but as mentioned before, I'm sure you can expect a steady stream of these bad boys in the future. Hit up our Facebook and let us know what you think and be sure to like the page while you're there. 

Yours,

The EDATE crew

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 7: Pogo- Crimson

Sometimes Funkenstein parties a little too hard, then this happens...

Welcome back to another ghoulishly groovy edition of DJ Funkenstein's party playlist. This week's music video comes from Australian electronic artist/producer Pogo (Nick Bertke) who likes to sample clips from his favorite movies and television shows to create incredibly textured and intricate songs. And lucky for us, one of these shows is the deliciously violent Dexter. Turn up your bass, pump up the volume and be sure to listen for the ample use of a sampled stabbing sound. Brilliant!

Pogo- "Crimson"

That's all for this week, fiendish folks! Hope you enjoyed this addition to the Party Playlist. Be sure to check back next week for more terrifying tunes and like us on Facebook and subscribe to our YouTube channel!

Frankenstein, Art, Movies and Chit Chat

Hello Bloggers! Today I wanna discuss my all time favorite movie monster Frankenstein. Also known as Adam, named after the biblical first man.

The reanimated corpse sewn together from the parts of other men with a consciousness that may or may not be his own,  a misunderstood man or monster. This story has become a timeless classic and kept my imagination going to this day. 

In my depiction of this character I wanted to show a softer side to a behemoth giant that could kill this little girl with one squeeze. I decided to remove his nose to hammer home the corpse aspect and gave him a turn of the century steam punk life support system build right into his back as appose to the one time shock treatment that might make his muscle and sinew twitch for a minute or so. This was a fun subject to work on and is but step one of the process, stay tuned for the final colored version to come.

While creating this piece I couldn't help but think of the timeless classic from which I drew my inspiration. The 1931 movie Frankenstein, Boris Karloff played this legendary monster to a tee, his performance will always be solidified in my memory along with the drive to the local library as a kid to rent the old classics and watch them in awe. 

The most gritty and real life adaptation of this story in my opinion has to be the 1994 Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, in which Robert DeNiro gives a unexpectedly compelling performance as the Monster. When thinking of who to cast in this role, Robert DeNiro honestly wouldn't have come to most peoples mind, but after steller performances playing non-mobster roles in movies like The Mission, DeNiro gives you a creature you feel all but pity, love and hate.

A Frankenstein-esque movie that has come out recently is called Frankensteins Army. A psychopath doctor who takes over a town and creates his own brand of Nazi zombies is a concept to ridiculous not to work. The story is pretty original and I am always delighted to see practical effects in place of most CG. The movie does a solid job of keeping you involved but falls a little short in places. The originality of the thirty something unique monster creations with retro art deco robotics fused on to their bodies does make for a compelling visual despite the lapse in overall story. Not the best movie or the worst I have seen but is defiantly worth a viewing. 

I hope you have enjoyed this update. If you have any suggestions, remarks or questions about my artwork or movie reviews please leave them below. See you guys next time!

My Frankenstein Sketch
8x10 pen ink and pencil
Step 1 of process
4 hours

Frankenstein Official Trailer (1931)

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) trailer

Frankenstein Army Trailer

Frankenstein's Army Concept Creature Art

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: DEAD MAN'S LAKE

Be careful, watch your step. We don't want you getting lost, now. I'm your host, welcoming you once again to the MonsterPuke Theatre. Tonight, we will be frightening you with a fable about fireworks, fear, and fatality. A creepy canard about careless campers getting caught up in a consternate case of miscommunication . Written by Joel Morgan and Directed by Ben Franklin for BloodyCutsUK. MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

DEAD MAN'S LAKE

See you soon.

- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 6: The Toadies- Possum Kingdom

DJ Funkenstein rocks out on his drum kit! 

(Fun Fact: His sticks are made from widdled-down shin bones!)

Welcome back, little ghoulies! This week DJ Funkenstein has a throwback jam from way back in the mid 90's. Back then Funkenstein was little more than a mewling toddler of a corpse and this music video sure taught him a thing or two about getting the heebie-jeebies! It's got heaps of creepy imagery (i.e. a body being dragged through the woods), a really catchy guitar riff and some pretty disturbing lyrics too! Please enjoy!

"Possum Kingdom" by The Toadies

That's all for this week, but be sure to check back next week for a brand new installment of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist! I hope you enjoyed the first post of the new year and that you keep up to date on the newest EDATE happenings! 

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: THRESHER

Welcome back to the MonsterPuke Theatre. Your host here, inviting you to join us for another tiny terror. This week, a man locked in a lovely library looking for a way to leave instead finds a few fantastic fiends and fumbles into to a frightening finale. Directed by Mike Diva. MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

THRESHER

Farewell my friends, for now.
- Your Host