The Top Ten Caroline Munro Movies - Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines Day all you lovely monsters! Here's our newest video treat for you!

See you guys soon!

- EDATE

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: GOOD LUCK

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, we have for you a very special MonsterPuke Theatre. It's a short written and directed by an undead fellow who is very dear to us here at Everyone Dies at the End, Matt Germeyer. It's a smart but silly story about a scared, starving student struggling to stay safe from stiffs on a search for snacks. MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

GOOD LUCK

Watch your step on your way out, we don't want you ending up here with us permanently, now do we? That's all for tonight. Good luck.

- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 11: Dio- Holy Diver

Ghoul's gotta stay in shape, right?

Hey there folks! Welcome back to the Party Playlist. This week I've got a video that'll get you pumped up (perhaps for a workout session???) and will have you throwing up devil horns in no time. It's Dio's "Holy Diver" and it's an epic 80's metal experience full of gothic imagery, hard rock, and plenty of long, flowing hair! Check it out, get a little nostalgic, and enjoy!

Dio- "Holy Diver"

Well, that's all for this week. Hope you enjoyed this tune from one of rock's all-time greats and that you'll check back next week when I have a new song to add to the playlist! Happy listening!

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: THE CAT WITH HANDS

Back again, I see? Your host, once again welcoming you to join me for a short scare. This week we will be watching a film about a careless chap and a creepy cat. It's a frightening fable about a fantastic feline with a face finding his voice, so to speak. Directed by Robert Morgan, MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

THE CAT WITH HANDS

Hope to see you again soon.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 10: Run the Jewels- 36" Chain

The DJ promises never to make this face again as long as you like his tunes.

Hello again my ghoulish friends, and welcome back to DJ Funkenstein's party playlist! Who's in the mood for a little old-school revenge-fueled violence? I sure know I am, and I've got just the thing. It's a video from one of my favorite rap groups, Run the Jewels. Now, the video starts innocently enough, with Killer Mike and EL-P enlisting the help of their puppet friend, Killums, to help keep kids off the drugs! But when Killums is suddenly kidnapped by a group of masked men, the two rappers take it upon themselves to rescue Killums by any means necessary (and yes, that does include beating Andrew WK senseless.) It's a great song with an equally great video to match. Please enjoy!

 

Run the Jewels- "36" Chain"

Thanks for watching folks and come back next week for another groovy graveyard jam. Like us on Facebook if you haven't and keep checking in here at the blog as we have a lot of exciting news on the way!

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: SEBASTIAN'S VOODOO

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. It's me, your host, here to introduce you to another tiny terror here at the MonsterPuke Theatre. This week, we invite you to view a very violent video about voodoo. It's an amazing animation about an awful abuser and an astounding act of altruism, directed by Joaquin Baldwin. So turn out the lights, or don't... MonsterPuke Theatre Presents:

SEBASTIAN'S VOODOO

See you next week.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 9: Ozzy Osbourne- Bark at the Moon

Looks like Funkenstein finally found a friend with common undead interests!

Hello again, to all my creepy, half-dead fans! As promised, I have a throwback jam from a few decades ago from rock god, Ozzy Osbourne. It's "Bark at the Moon" and what's not to love about this video?! It's got a mad scientist, a werewolf, a decomposing corpse and not one, but two, scorching guitar solos! Also, lets talk about that awesome chugging guitar riff throughout. It's certain to put some hair on your chest (and the rest of your body, if you too are afflicted with lycanthropy.) Anyway, enjoy!

Ozzy Osbourne- "Bark at the Moon"

That's all for this week folks, but check back next week for another addition to the Party Playlist and check out our Facebook and drop us a like (is that what the kids are saying nowadays?) if you dig what we're doing. Until next week!

-DJ Funkenstein