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Throwback to my senior prom, 2008 - JJ

We're not dead yet.

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that we are, in fact, not dead yet. We've been busy busy busy working on a few new videos that will be coming along shortly. We have a new Bare Bones segment on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, another collection of Nall videos from our pal, Ty and a brand new True Facts interview with John Amplas from George Romero's second film, Martin. We've got a lot on our plate, folks!

But we still found time for this photoshoot...

Funkenstein in the house.

JJ's new rave hairdo...

...inspired by this Trollz doll.

and our first top ten list, JJ's Top Ten Horror Films of All Time!

So be sure to check back soon for Jake's Top Ten Horror Films of all Time plus more posts, video segments and probably more pictures of hairy dudes in wigs. 

-The Everyone Dies guys

Our Little Precious

Fan art by JJ Emory, co-creator and huge fan of this blog.

The Bare Bones - Captain Kronos

Welcome to the world of Bones. This is the first episode of The Bare Bones, where he will take you on a journey through Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter. The views expressed in this video do not reflect the views here at Everyone Dies, except the ones about Captain Kronos being a bad-ass and Caroline Munro being a babe. Enjoy!

The Bare Bones - Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter

If you guys like what you've been seeing, please remember to like our videos and subscribe to us on youtube, and feel free to leave comments on there or here to tell us what you think, or even how we suck. We'll be back!

- Jake and JJ

Nall: Episode 1

We're back once again with the first episode of our hidden camera show: Nall. In this series, we will be asking our friend Ty if he has ever seen a movie that we know he hasn't. That's pretty much it. Nall. In this episode, we asked him about The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Mad Love, and The Brides of Dracula. Nall. Enjoy!

Nall: Episode 1

Shout out to Ty for being a good sport. More news and videos coming soon!

- JJ and Jake

Scream Queens

It was announced today on Fangoria that the creative team behind the popular and critically acclaimed American Horror Story and Glee have been given a full 15-episode series order from Fox TV for a new series called Scream Queens. It will be another horror anthology, this one more comedic, and will center on a new pair of female leads each season, the first taking place on a college campus where a series of murders is taking place. I love American Horror Story and grew up on the slasher films of the 80's and 90's, so i'm really looking forward to this new series. In the meantime, I'll be checking out the current season of American Horror Story which airs Wednesdays at 10 PM on FX, and you should be too!

American Horror Story

Keep checking in for more news on Scream Queens and other weird stuff!

- JJ

Sorry folks

Art by the very handsome: Jake Heyer