Mistletoe Murder

The official 2014 Everyone Dies at the End Christmas card, featuring our precious little ones. Happy 12th day of Christmas everyone!

- EveryoneDiesAtTheEnd

MonsterPuke Theatre Presents: A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's me again, your host. Today is a very special edition of MonsterPuke theatre, because today marks the first day of the 13 days of Christmas here at EDATE. We begin our bloody, bone-chillingly creepy Christmas countdown with a yule-tide yarn you won't soon forget. It's a horror how-to for the holiday season that is sure to make you shriek. Monsterpuke Theatre Presents:

A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY

Check back tomorrow for more holiday horrors!

- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 2: Health- We are Water

Welcome back to Funkenstein's groovy underground graveyard!

Howdy folks! It's time again for another installment of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist and let me tell you, this one is a doozy! This video comes courtesy of the LA noise rock group, Health and features some of the creepiest imagery ever paired with beautifully haunting music! Did I mention that this video is also directed by Eric Wareheim, of Tim and Eric fame?! Oh, and this one definitely isn't for the kiddies, so send them to bed before the festivities really get going. Wait til the end and you'll know what I mean! (Wink, wink.)

Health- "We are Water"

Well, that's it! I hope you've enjoyed this week's gory, euphonic romp through the depraved depths of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist! Sorry gents, I probably should have warned you about the stick-to-the-crotch part. My bad! Check back next week for a new installment that'll be sure to get you groovin', if it doesn't scare you to death first!

True Facts with Linda Blair

This time on True Facts we spoke with Linda Blair of The Exorcist & The Exorcist II, Repossessed, and Night Patrol. She also organized the Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation, which works to rescue abused, neglected, and mistreated animals and wrote a book about her vegan lifestyle called Going Vegan! Being the horror fans we are, and having grown up all our lives hearing about The Exorcist scaring our parents to near-death, we are obviously big fans. It was an incredible experience to get to sit down and talk to her. She was very funny (We think so, she thinks so, and she wants us to tell you all), and as nice as can be! We hope you like watching it as much as we liked making it. Here it is:

True Facts with Linda Blair

Repossessed

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We told you guys we were working on pretty title cards and such. We wouldn't lie to you. We might drink your blood, but we definitely won't lie to you. Check back soon for more videos and posts!

- EveryoneDiesAtTheEnd

Steel City Con Adventures

Yesterday, after an intense journey of over ten miles from our headquarters here at EDATE, we arrived at the Steel City Convention.

On the Road

We played with Toys!

JJ with Puppet Vampire Angel

Jake checking out Spongebob toys

The Bride of Dracula packaged in the Creature's box. YOU HAD ONE JOB, GUYS.

We ate Lunch!

Top left:JJ Bottom left:Jake Bottom right:Devin

We met cool new people!

JJ, Jake, and Chewbacca

We got new autographs!

Linda Blair - Devin

Linda Blair - Jake

Linda Blair - JJ

Tom Savini - Jake

Tom Savini - JJ

Zack Ward - JJ

Zack Ward - Jake

Ken Kelly - JJ

But most exciting of all, we got two new interviews! One with Zack Ward of A Christmas Story and the other with Linda Blair of The Exorcist!!!! We will be uploading them very soon, so keep your eyes peeled, but not literally. EDATE OUT.

- EveryoneDiesAtTheEnd

Monsterpuke Theater Presents: SKYPEMARE

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your host. Welcome to the Monsterpuke Theater, where we will weekly bring the best of the boo, the vilest of videos, and the tiniest of terrors. This week, we bring you a short written and directed by John Fitzpatrick and starring Cerina Vincent that is so scary it will send shivers down your spine. It's a marvelously macabre myth about the modern marvels of the Macbook, and... oh hell with the alliteration, let's get on with it. Monsterpuke Theater Presents: 

SKYPEMARE

I'll be back next saturday with a spooky story about.... something. See you soon.
- Your Host

DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist: Post 1: FartBarf- Homeless in Heathrow

DJ Funkenstein welcomes you to his creepy party basement!

Hey all you corpse cats and morbid mamas, DJ Funkenstein here to drop a little bit of spooky sonic bliss on those earholes of yours! This one comes from LA electro-grunge-punk trio, FartBarf. Yes folks, FartBarf. The name alone should be reason enough to love this band, but just wait til you see the video for their song "Homeless in Heathrow," and then you'll really understand what's up. It's got everything that a reanimated corpse like yours truly looks for in a good party jam video; a solid driving beat, heavily-digitized vocals, boatloads of eerie atmosphere and most importantly, a super-foxy serial killer babysitter!!! This is a must watch and I challenge you not to bust a move once the tune gets bumping.
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FartBarf- "Homeless in Heathrow"

Happy listening guys and ghouls and be sure to check back next week for another edition of DJ Funkenstein's Party Playlist!